Are they black??? LOL funny?

> > A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
> > oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
> > difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
> > appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
> >
> > "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
> > black?"
> >
> > Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm
> > only here to wash your upper body and feet."
> >
> > He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my tes ticles black?"
> >
> > Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
> > testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
> > the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
> > testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she
> > takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."
> >
> > The man struggles to pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
> > and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
> > listen very, very closely...
> >
> > A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

That is too funny!!

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store & thought, "That's what I need - a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck." Again, Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?" Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see ... 9-1/2 E." Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure." The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed. "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.

lol

Even though this was not a question, it did produce a good laugh!!

Chow!!

LOL....... thanks for a laugh...... how do you come out with that idea?.....